Flabbergast

Flabbergast- n. fat ghost

Derelict (v)

A off-shoot from the English "lick," derelict is a way to lick someone that conveys boldness and daring, as in "he derelict me, but he will regret it!"

Mochlic

Mochlic-an adjective used to describe something that is, in essence, awake and vibrant.

Dickens

adjective. When a group of hyper writers get together at 9 pm to play Apples to Apples.

Vorpal

Vorpal-(verb.)- 1. The act of wind surfing in a whirlpool created by a hurricane
2. Vorpaler-(noun.)- A person who's hobby is vorpaling

Flabbergast

Flabbergast:
Verb. A method of corporal punishment most often used on 18th Century British Warships, involving the wrongdoer being stripped, flayed, and sometimes keelhauled.

Schism (n)

Schism:
1. A fear of chisels, or being chiseled to death from the inside out.
2. A common slang word for when someone cannot remember the proper name of an item.